#mother innit

[manyminded]

Kristin “Mumza” goddess of death and Sarah “MotherInnit” goddess of life yuri. you understand. reblog.

[delicehm]

HEADCANON TIME!

There are plenty of divine figures and each of them has a vision of how the world must look like and mortals they want to succeed. There are many disagreements within godly community. Compramissions can't be made, but war of such powerful beings would demolish the whole universe and looking for new one would be tiresome. Instead, every group of divine figures in any universe have something, that looks like game. Such games have different names and rules, but always are about manipulating mortals to achieve their goals without direct interventions. They may look like game of chess, but they aren't even remotely similar.

Members of divine game in Dream SMP:

1. DreamXD. First guardian of Dream SMP. The one, who created it's world and gave it the name. Created the rules for it's divine game, that every other members agreed with. One of three best players. Stole Foolish from Mother Innit(she didn't mind it). Pretends to be divine patron of Dream, but in fact patronise George. He believe that stories have meaning only if they have end and so want every mortal to die, bringing the end to his perfect symphony

2. Mother Innit. Goddess of Life. One of three best players. In fact, she was so good, that XD could outsmart her only after years of trying to put her guard down. Divine patron of Tommy. Want the world to evolve on it's own, but will make sure, that her son would be safe and happy. Brought Kristin, her business(if it can be called like that) partner, to Game

3. Kristin. Goddess of Death. Qualified player, but does not take game seriously. She has her own realm to give little care about the world of living. Divine patron of Philza and, basically, just tries to make sure, that he will be happy in the end. During game, give some advices to Sally

4. Sally. Goddess of Ocean. Has literally no idea how to play, but tries her best(and still every move is terrible). At first was divine patron of Wilbur, but lost faith in him and began to patronize Fundy. It didn't help him mich. Youngest of Gods, if we don't count Karl Major. Appreciate Kristin's mentoring

5. Karl Major. God of Time. At first, was just ordinary Karl Jacobs, the Time Traveler. After Incident learnt everything about time traveling that Inbetween could teach and spent so many years trying to fix everything with those powers, but failing every time. Each time he tried, he lost parts of connection to the Time(he learnt, how to keep memories, but sacrifices are needed), until ascended above it. Now, tries to create the best timeline from new position. Divine patron of Karl Minor, his younger version. Stole Overseers of Inbetween and Other Side from DreamXD. Dream didn't like it. While others play "Chess", he plays "5D chess with multi universal time traveling", still failing in most timelines

6. Blood God. Pretty self-explanatory(Not just blood tho, power, rage, war and justice all are his symbols. In a way, Nether is his domain). Divine patron if Techno. With Mother Innit about allowing the world to evolve on it's own, but want to create a system, that will make this evolving just and fair. Created a fragile faction with Kristin And Mother Innit due to similar views

7. Egg. Creature of Corruption. Pet of DreamXD. NOT A PLAYER, but comes from time to time to flip the table. When it happens, everyone shout at it and tries to put away.

[cupidl0vesy0u]

Thinking about c!Tommy not wearing any shoes after his death, just to feel the ground under his feet.

Grass touching his skin as he feels each of the different textures between his toes, aware of risks there might be insects hiding in the grass. Being careful where he steps. Sitting in grass and watching little bugs flying around him. (This is may or may not be because he has some essence of goddess of Life)

Making flower crowns, changing flowers in his vase every day.

Little remainders like these make him feel alive and safer, forgetting the cold dark place again (limbo). Forgetting about all the sadness, anger.

[ennawrite]

the age old question of why a fate-blessed mated couple wouldn’t be able to produce offspring without the mother / child brutally dying in the process 🤔

[kacievvbbbb]

The history book on the shelf is always repeating itself

They both have a very; let's have another go, yeah? maybe we'll be better at this, this go-round, vibe that they bring to the workplace that I really appreciate.

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

headcanon that astoria went through a rebellious phase in her teens and got a nose piercing and a tiny hidden tattoo on her hip ✨️

[dwtdog]

look even if dream was arrogant on the dms we dont need to know it happened, unless he send her death threats or admited to a crime i dont care what they talk on private theyre both adults god

he probably wasn’t even arrogant he was just fed the fuck up and he was like oh i can talk to his mom she clearly gets involved in his bullshit why not try reaching out and turns out she has the same maturity level as her son so now here we are

[bookshelfdreams]

love it when parents, esp mothers, feel the fact that I, a woman in my 30s, am child-free, gives them permission to rant about what mean little bastards their kids are. 100% self-sacrificial complex, 0% self-awareness. oh, your child is rude and disrespectful? my sister in christ, you raised them.

[son1c]

Idea for Boscage Maze!Eggman's name: Shroom-man (kinda lame, but Eggman got the name from his egg-shaped devices, so naming an Eggman with a mushroom on his head "Shroom-man" makes sense in a way)

can't call him shroom-man because "funguy" is literally right there

[19871997]

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[phagodyke]

yeah I'm not gonna talk abt it am I...

[explode-this]

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[hellkitepriest]

my mum really had a brilliantly cringe funeral

[software-instxbility]

It’s not really that i still feel like a 12-14yo, it’s just that i already had to be 18 as a kid

I was so advanced that actually/finally reaching the age i had to act like make me feel like i didn’t age, because i already acted like an adult as a preteen

I’m not an age regressor, I’m a Tall Child

[hearvex]

why do we get another bomb dropped every time i wake up later than 3pm

[subtlesolitude-tailoredtaste]

I am trapped I am stuck I am a product of desperation fear tragedy and love out of obligation . I am programmed to be an obedient African daughter, yet no one protected me from monsters Just bc they came from same country village area immigrant blah blah. Mother blames me for everything she’s just starting to say it a loud. She really blames herself but the guilt is big enough to gas light me into submission and beat her self up about it.